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FLAMING CARROT
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BOB BURDEN'S CULT
CLASSIC RETURNS! |
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THE
CARROT IS BACK!
America’s first surrealist superhero! The poor man’s H-Bomb! The pied piper of fun! From the creator of the cult-classic Mystery Men movie!
And now from Desperado Publishing and Image
Comics!
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#1
With no super powers to speak of, this free-wheeling, second-string, milltown hero usually just blasts his way out of a bad spot in a hail of gunfire and reckless violence. Then it’s down to the nearest seedy bar or strip joint for the blue plate special and a night of brawling, carousing and wanton debauchery!
Black
and white, 32 pages, $3.50
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#2
Flaming
Carrot solves the mystery of the
pigmies in the woods who are
constructing a giant ear out of
French bread. The newswoman, who
Flaming Carrot seduce in the
last issue to avert bad press
and character assassination,
goes into a jealous rage when
she learns of his upcoming date
with a two-headed woman. The
singing zombie runs amuck and
kills a man in a computerized
dog suit. Also, Flaming Carrot
pops some bubble wrap.
Black and
white, 32 pages, $3.50
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#3
From the creator
of MYSTERY MEN! The world's
first surrealist superhero, the
legendary Flaming Carrot returns
with yet even more lunacy and
mayhem! Whether he’s brawling
mutated poultry, carousing with
the happy hour shift at the
local strip joint, or reciting
poetic verse from mill-town
rooftops, the Flaming Carrot is
truly an icon of the times and a
true hero of the working class.
Black and white, 32 pages, $3.50
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#4
For Flaming Carrot, getting the ghost to come
is easy. Getting them to leave is the hard part. But then, what if it's
a very curvaceous, sexy ghost? Also -- a very special short Halloween
you will never forget. The cult classic continues from creator,
Bob Burden.
Black
and white, 32 pages, $3.50
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FLAMING
CARROT SPECIAL
Finally:
proof that the Flaming Carrot is
REAL!!! With comics on the fast
track to the movie screen, isn't
it time that the movie screen
came to comics? Flaming Carrot's
great detective-ness gets to the
bottom of a mysterious series of
events at a comic convention!
Everyone's pockets are
disappearing! Will Flaming
Carrot discover the mystery in
time or get side-tracked by the
convention sirens? Fun, action
and numerous cameos by comic
book celebrities!
Color,
32 pages, $3.50
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LOOK
FOR THE FLAMING CARROT |
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NOVEL IN APRIL 2006!!! |
FLAMING CARROT is ™ and
© Bob Burden, 2006. All Rights Reserved. |
